are you shitting me

it basically means are you serious

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

by that bxtch April 17, 2009

Shitting An Axe

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.

I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.

by GatSmith January 31, 2014

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

parent sitting

To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.

As much as I would love to go woth you tonight I cant, I am parent sitting

by RogerSP April 8, 2007

to fart without shitting

to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.

Example 1:

John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.

James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!

Example 2:

Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!

by Berlusconi_i_miei_coglion December 4, 2010

shitting bricks

The sort of fear your asshole knows about. A strange mix of constipation and anal laxity.

He was sat outside the headmasters office for half an hour, and he was shitting bricks the whole time.

by Boc2 December 3, 2007