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swagger

the real definition of swagger may say it means to boast or to brag but to tell the truth swagger to me in my use is nothing but a character. being u in your own way. whether your a nerd or popular u can still have swagg. just like my nick name JSWAGGS people say im basically being arrogant well u can say what u want cause your words mean nothing to me i dont care swagg is just how a person is and thats me.
me saying "JSWAGGS in the building" , a hater saying "man u being arrogant" me saying "no im not i just think u have insecurities" its just swagger thats all
by JSWAGGS May 7, 2010
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stagger

A stupid pussy boy backstabber

Can be used as -

Staggin (Pussy boy backstabbing)

Stagged ( Pussy boy backstabbed)
Person 1: Awwe man how'd you lose?

Person 2: That kid is a fucking stagger, he shot me in my back!
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swagger bomb

a word girls have attendency to say when there wasted; a swagger bomb is a swagger bomb, swagger bomb, swagger bomb.
That dudes ugly, he's a swagger bomb!
by Awalt April 22, 2008
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.
Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008
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fung swagger

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.
ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger
by cloud surfer April 25, 2010
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sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.
You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.
by thuc March 15, 2011
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