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Scrunnion

A filthy girl. or A rough and filthy screw.
Oh my god, that scrunnion's snatch stench could level a city block.

or Homeboy bent that broad over and gave 'er the ol' scrunnion.
by VTvalley June 9, 2009
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scrunchy mama

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.
She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.
by MysPris November 12, 2013
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scrungebaggers

People who show up for work sick and infect others when they should have stayed home
Those scrungebaggers came to work coughing and sneezing and complained all day about not feeling well.
by Macystar March 2, 2014
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Scrunchin' the munchkin

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.
I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.
by SolFrank January 14, 2016
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scrungaloid

1: An individual of such low intelligence that they are so wholly incapable of any form of independent thought that their stupidity becomes a physically transmissible form of mental retardation and a genuine memetic hazard; a retarded zombie; somebody who's stupidity causes normally rational people to become sympathetic to Genocidal or antisemitic doctrines.

2: Somebody more stupid than a flat earther, stupid enough to deserve being killed or sterilized against their will; an example of logic supporting the practice of eugenics attempted during the Holocaust.

3: The gravitational singularity formed when enough stupidity clusters together in one individual to collapse under its own weight, forming an intellectual event horizon from which no intelligence can escape.

4: Anita Sarkeesian.
I'm tired of Tod's anti-vaxxer bullshit, scrungaloids like him should be forced to wear an armband.
by George Carlin's Ghost December 12, 2018
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Scrunchbucket

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a scrunchbucket.
by Tay Meadows July 7, 2019
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Scrunchie

An insult to someone, calling someone a scrunchie.
Being called a scrunchie means you're a pai pai; a "good" person.
you're such a scrunchie

don't be a scrunchie

are you on scrunchies?
by British Scrunchie November 11, 2019
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