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Spooning

Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.
They were spooning all night.

WUT!?!?!?

They were lying next to each other -.-

Ohhhh..
by ME!!!!! XD February 25, 2010
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Spooking

'Spooking', sometimes referred to as 'The Spook' is a dangeous and controversial sex act in which the souls of those involved are released from the body during particularly rigorous intercourse. The souls then join in, creating a supernatural orgy.
I've just cum some sort of ghost and it's making love to your soul. I'm spooking!
by Joe & Natalie November 2, 2010
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shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.
It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014
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Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.
'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010
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Pan Scooting

Pan Scooting is a leisurely sport, consisting of 'the two honoured houses' which comprise the house of crush and the house of crunch. 'Crush' is the term given to the professional, organised quadrant, while 'Crunch' is given to the street pan scooter, many of which identify themselves as Rad-Skeeters, Cho-Panners or Scoot-Wheeler X's.
Pan Scooting first emerged during the late 1860s at Dish Pan Gully at Chewton near Castlemaine, when an old chinaman scuttled a pan, scooting it down the gully. Henceforth, to skeet a pan was the sport of legend.
I went Pan Scooting last night but we got kunted.
by Mark T Walker September 30, 2007
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shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.
friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer
by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011
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shooting inside the tent

Total lack of common sense. No ability to reason with the complexity of a Boy Scout. Things you SHOULD NOT do.
I told that Jackwagon "Hey, dumbass no shooting inside the tent". He was smoking while fueling his vehicle. Can you believe it?
by Big Daddy6 October 19, 2011
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