sponger

Bodyboarder.
A far superior beign to that of the surfer. They are able to launch later, ride deeper and catch higher airs then anyone with a board longer then 48".

Dude, that sponger rips like a real bad ass. You see how deep he was in that tube? Unreal!

by BZboy October 13, 2003

pur3 sponge

Pur3 Sponge is the leader of The Hatred, a Runescape pure clan. Pur3 Sponge is a guy that claims to be a girl over the internet. He also looks like a wide mouth, penis sucking llama. He is the worst leader out of all Runescape clans and tends to be hypocritical and retarded. Pur3 Sponge tries to hide under the name Crystal just so it will make him feel more like a girl, but the fact remains, he is still a penis loving blowfish.

I owned Pur3 Sponge's clan in a good game of Runescape the other day seeing as his clan just plain out sucks. I also realized Pur3 Sponge, also known as Crystal, looks like my dog. So if you bang Crystal, your banging something that looks like my ugly dog.

by Pur3 Sponge January 12, 2008

spongejob

a dream of spongebob giving you a blowjob; a blowjob in which you vision the person blowing you as spongebob

I had an awesome spongejob last night.

I can't talk now, im getting a spongejob.

by rosie3293 January 29, 2009

spongebob squarepants

the best cartoon ever(nickelodeon). spongebob is a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea in an underwater city called bikini bottom. even though its a kid cartoon i still watch and my grandpa still watches it as well. they do hide dirty jokes in it as well. example:
barnacleboy:i have had enough playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!
spongebob also lives with his snail, Gary, which is supposed to portray a cat because he meows. spongebob lives next to patrick , a mental starfish who lives inder a rock his furniture made from sand and squidward, a squid that is very irritable and believes he is multitalented; hes a dancer, clarinet player, artist, and singer. he lives in a stone tiki head.
squidward and spongebob work at the krusty krab, where spongebob makes the krabby patty, a form of a cheeseburger, although he doesnt know the secret formula. his frugal boss, mr. krabs (he is a crab), is the only one who knows the formula, and plankton is evil and tries to steal the formula for his failing restaurant, the chum bucket. there is also sandy cheeks, a squirrel who lives in an underwater dome where she has an underwater sanctum in the shape of an igloo filled with air and almost no water. she calls it a tree dome because there is a giant tree right smack in the middle in which she lives. even though i love sandy, she is my favorite, she is rarely seen these days, only in the really old episodes.

i was watching spongebob squarepants the other day and remembered how funny it is for all ages.

my favorite spongebob squarepants episode remains the camping episode, where squidward is repeatedly attacked by a sea bear, and later attacked by a sea rhinoceros.

by your foots faces moms nose July 10, 2010

Spongebob Body

A person (usually overweight) with an extremely box like and or large torso and abnormally small limbs that look like they don't belong on that persons body.

Yo.... The other night Wood said that Jen had a spongebob body.

by I was there too :) April 8, 2011

Spongebob

Commonly used term in the hood to describe a square, bitch nigga, or a snitch.

"And don't talk to square niggaz, you know, spongebobs
Kanye West niggaz, talking through the wire dawg"
-Slick Pulla

by SnowChief February 1, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

Singlehandedly to blame for Invader Zim's cancellation. Worshiped by five year olds and trendy 18-25 year olds alike.

Greg: Hey, I went to Suncoast after Psych 101 and bought Seasons 1 and 2 of Spongebob.
Kat: I less than three Spongebob!
The kid that plays in the ball pool at Chuck E. Cheese: Me too!

by Eljay September 3, 2005