jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

Sponge Bob

Another word for a contraceptive that is not a condom and is inserted in to the vagina

Woman: Wanna go back to my place?
Man: Have you gotta Sponge Bob?
Woman: Yeah.

by LaughingBoy January 30, 2007

sponge head

Derogatory term for an african american named after the thickness of their hair.

"Boy i told you only Sponge Heads can grow dreadlocks, your straight blonde hair will never clump togather."

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

fun sponge

A person that is usually described as soaking up all the fun out of a room or situation. They are generally quite boring, lame and humourless people and don't allow those around them to have any fun.

Person 1: Hey is laura wagner coming to the party tonight??
Person 2: No I told tara not to invite her, she's your typical type of fun sponge. I mean I do want to have fun tonight don't you?

by horbagz91 March 4, 2012

Black Sponge

Official Crew of all those who participate like to do Hood rat shit with their freinds.

"i just wanted to do hood rat stuff with my frreinds ABS" alwayz a black sponge!

by Ambassador Of the Black Sponge October 4, 2008

culture sponge

Someone whos live is so devoid of interest that they latch onto a subculture until they are then known among said subcuture, such as emo goth hipster geek Usually consists of a lack of intellectual prowess and accepts anything that is released or shown by their idols or peers as "great", "cool" or "awesome" until someone who knows more about the subject and provides a more valid argument on it says otherwise. Also referenced as a Fud, Moron, mindless, Idiot etc.

example: David"Did you see the new Joker for suicude squad, its looks so awesome" Sean" Its is the most profound example of our worlds artistic value and is a simply to appeal to the masses of "batman fans" out there who have steered its story content and design down the shitter" David"Yeah, its pretty shit man" Sean"You are such a fucking culture sponge"

by Tothemadhouse June 25, 2015

squirt sponge

When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.

Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.

by weird fact November 4, 2014