slank meat

Simply, really saggy boobs. The kind that just drop to a bitches knees. Also can have pepperoni sized nipples.

Damn that bitch got them slank meat titties. The kinda that just sag to da floor

by y0shi June 9, 2008

Spank Meat

Slut. Whore. Well used pussy.

Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.

My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Slanker

Can be used as slank or slanker. A slanker is another name for long, saggy, pulsating and veiny penis. It can also be used as a verb, meaning getting fucked or destroyed. Somebody can be slanky, and that is how it is used as an adjective. It can also be inserted into other words to make statements, such as "stop slankin' around and get a job ya lazy slank!," implying that the other person is acting like a slanker. As you can see, slanker is a complex word that must be used with caution and also takes a long time to become a master at.

My slanker is 4 feet long!
Stop slankin' around.
Slankadelic sauce is so good on ziti. Believe me, I know.
Mike is so slanky! He always has to be such a dick all the time.
Dude, i slanked joe up in our soccer game.

by sloker7 June 30, 2011

face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.

She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her

by TEEG January 28, 2009

monkey spank

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008

Spank Wangler

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.

Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

spankerfanny

spankerfanny is a super hero of sorts. bad girls know him and good girls want to.

sport spanking, otk, good girl go everywhere, but bad girls get spanked, spankerfanny will warm your buns

by Hans Spankerfanny December 23, 2011