Sperm worm 

Another word for a penis.

"Wow, I'd like to blow his sperm worm"

Sperm worm by Doreen Marie December 14, 2011

Sperm Zombie 

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.

Dan: I jizzed in my girl's eye and she became a Sperm Zombie looking for a towel
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.

Sperm Zombie by irockatcod4 December 26, 2011

Sperm Whale 

When someone ejaculates into a cup of water and drinks it.

Guy 1: yo, me and the boys dared Will to do a sperm whale last night
Guy 2: omg eww

Sperm Whale by iaminsidebarakobama March 23, 2020

Sperm Whale 

A fat woman that loves cream in her asshole.

Ur mom is such a sperm whale

Sperm Whale by Xx_.strawberryxjam._xX February 25, 2021

sperm bank quality 

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

sperm bank quality by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

sperm pillow 

That is actually my pillow, which receives my sperm on a regular basis. A sperm pillow can be used instead of a cum rag. You might also try the effect of calling your girlfriend (or gay boyfriend) your sperm pillow. In fact, there seems to be no such concept in the English language, but we do create things with our thoughts, so I thought it might be a good idea to add it.

Hi sweetie, would you like to be my sperm pillow tonight?

sperm pillow by Pulvillus April 8, 2008

Sperm Extraction 

Sperm Extraction is sucking the cum out of a guy's dick

Sperm Extraction is the reason a guy gives another guy a blowjob!

Sperm Extraction by eda-skip May 1, 2022