"Police" from Spain who drive slowly around the streets of Spain (and other Spanish islands such as Majorca etc) peering agressively and apprehensively out of the windows at you. Every single one of them are arrogant, sexist and cowardly.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
Very corrupt and racist. Get away with murder, literally in some cases, thanks to the deserted high hills of Spain and the liberal distribution of firearms amongst the force.
If you find yourself being apprehended by the Spanish policia, and you are Spanish or otherwise, be prepared for a severe kicking, either in the cells or down a back alley.
If you find yourself in police car and you know you're going to be spending a night in a cell, then I feel very, very sorry for you.
"I went on a holiday in Lanzarote and got kicked in by 6 policia for looking at them in the wrong way. No, really."
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Spanish policeman - *kicks over a bin and then turns to tourist* Why you do that? Why?
Tourist - ...Huh?
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
by EL June 18, 2006
Fred got Spanish fucked last night and he is in the hospital. James went so hard he ripped his ass hole in half.
by britishbabe93 January 16, 2016
a very confusing language and everyone who has to take a spanish class rages over it.When you get a spanish test back,no matter how good you may be at the spanish language,it's always a D
Bob:Jeeze,spanish is so hard and confusing
Joe:I KNOW!!WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE IT!?
Bob:Yeah, it's not like we want to even move to Spain!
Joe:I KNOW!!WHY DO WE HAVE TO TAKE IT!?
Bob:Yeah, it's not like we want to even move to Spain!
by a_prankstergangster June 13, 2016
by Lil.mayo December 31, 2018
by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010
Placing a sombrero and mustache on your penis after seasoning it with taco seasoning and enchilada sauce and then proceeding to rape the nearest obese woman with a strong vaginal odor.
Guy 1: I'm so stoned and horny...where's the taco seasoning?
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!
Guy 2: Aw, yiss! Spanish Raping time!!!
by Jake From Statefarm August 19, 2013
noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.
Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco
Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco
Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....
by Michael Weber October 11, 2005