chocolate titty spread

chocolate titty spread: Is a sexual activity when a man poops on a girls tits and spreads it like nutella and licks the poop of her titts

My boyfriend gave me a Chocolate titty spread
Last night

by FAGGIUM September 23, 2022

shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl

Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread

by Lucksucker May 9, 2023

Bus driver spread

A widening of the ass characteristic of women who are career bus or truck drivers.

Mrs. Klute gas been driving the school bus since I was a kid. She's got some major bus driver spread.

by Dr. Lizardo June 24, 2023

lay it low and spread em wide

a slut who lays on her back and spreads her legs wide foe easier access

she is just a dumb cum slut, all she knows how to do is lay it low and spread em wide.

by misfitunit1 July 29, 2011

baller ass spread

Hood term, describing a nice meal with many courses, a good drink with it and a nice desert.

Leroy laid out a baller ass spread out when his partner got home from doing 20. They had shrimp, steak, lobster, pig feet, collard greens, mac and cheese, cheese cake and hennesey.

by bert 2 July 24, 2006

The spread

Noun. the alotted points the favorite has to overcome to win money for thier backers who have money pending on the scoring outcome of the sporting event.

Dude 1-Did you see the latest spread for the superbowl?

Dude 2-Yeah i got 20 bucks on the favorite, they(the Lakers) need to win by the spread which varies between 1 points to 20 points."

Dude 1-Sweeeet

by Jars in the closet May 6, 2007

Sidewalk Spread

The maneuver the slow-moving group ahead of you does to keep its advantage when the sidewalk widens out. Instead of holding together and letting you pass, they widen their group stance to continue taking up all available space from left to right.

You're running to the bus but a family with strollers, a shopping cart and an elderly person's walker is blocking your way. You think, "Great, I'll pass them on the right as soon as we get past that fire hydrant and the space on the right opens up." But when the family gets past the tree, sidewalk spread kicks in: the shopping-cart pusher veers right, and now the whole family is still forming a wall of people, completely blocking the sidewalk from left to right.

by vzwriter September 25, 2009