simpature

Simpature is the act of being a simp or simply. Some might describe simpature as the art of simping

Dude: Bruh that simp bought the stock an entire store for his girl.
Other Dude: Bro that's overkill simpature

by Sea Dragon August 20, 2020

Somaiya

Tells you to be quiet.

Oh man,a Somaiya told us to shut the fuck up. But this movie is too good

by TheBrainz October 25, 2020

Somali

Tall, skinny, curly

-haired people. Inhabitants of the horn of Africa and are cushite. Beautiful women, just their country is not at it's best right now. :(

Somalis speak chinese and indian

by Somali fella January 28, 2020

Sampad

A synonym for the male phallus, especially used in circumstances when said phallus is limp.

Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc

Borkot couldn't satisfy his girlfriend with his sampad.

Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.

Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.

by Chutkipulkai June 22, 2016

Soma

Sits on My Ass
Sitting on My Ass
Sat on My Ass

Myth of Soma, a 7year old MMORPG inspired this word.

Normal person: What have you been doing all day?

Gamer person: *shrug* Soma of course.

by Woohzal January 22, 2008

Soma

Can be purchased here:
www.AmericanPrescribed.com
Soma Carisoprodol 350mg 90 Tabs $69


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by Hmmm March 11, 2005

Sempai

A Person who likes to watch anime and likes to play roblox at the same time. They usally are very covering and sometimes they may wear bags.

"Are you becoming a Sempai now?!"

by BellTheBigHead February 8, 2020