Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

by Oeltjens January 30, 2010

sock fluff

The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks

*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'

by FoolishGenius7 May 18, 2016

Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011

Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.

This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!

by KoyoRed January 20, 2020

sock and bullet

A polite way of saying "Just shut up and do it."

Ava: Jackson, I don't want to swim the 1000.
Jackson: Seriously, sock and bullet,

You may be sad, tired, or crazy but sock and bullet.

by ALLJRS November 29, 2010

Store Sock

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."

by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011

Socks Off

Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.

Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.

After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.

by Drew.Peacock December 26, 2019