bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

Snapperdoodler

Person guilty of excessive use of "snap." Especially offensive when used by men and/or more than once per lifetime.

If I hear "oh snap!" from that pansy snapperdoodler one more time, I'm cutting his tounge out.

by Winning-est September 18, 2011

Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

by gavinikki January 4, 2009

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

taco swapper

A slang term for a lesbian, dyke, or a woman who is swapping her taco with another.

Yeah, I hit on that bitch but she wasn't into guys, she was a taco swapper.

by Josh Gentelin December 9, 2008

Pad Slapper

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.

Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!

by n00b$layer April 25, 2013

snapped

When someone fulfills their potential and begins to perform dramatically better in a given sport or activity. Basically the idea of someone just rising above and outperforming all others in triumph.

He had a triple-double with twelve points, eleven assists and ten rebounds, but also had 8 steals. He snapped.

by Hubbz February 25, 2019