Smodge

To fuck.

I'm ready to smodge.

by Listina February 6, 2009

LA Smog

A hookah move for people who can not blow smoke rings, french inhale, or ghost the hookah smoke.

Dan: "Dude watch this, totally can blow smoke rings"
Pete: "Haha, thats nothing I can totally LA Smog that hookah"
Dan: "What the heck is that?"
Pete: (picks up hose and smokes hookah)
Pete: (exhales the smoke)
Pete: "Its where a person doesn't know how to do anything but exhales the smoke"
Dan: "You would"

by B.reed October 18, 2009

Golden Smog

The insult-name used for a bass player of a now-defunct Worcester band, Rock Ave.

And YOU!! You'd be NOTHING without me...you friggin' Golden Smog!

by Baround March 7, 2005

shmorgishborg

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.

Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.

by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

smoggy

moppy, a lover of murray mints from fulwell, sunderland also a big fan of pies.

smoggy is a long blonde haired homosexual.

by liam/leeham December 24, 2007

spicy smogcheck

The act in which the male cooks a meal for his partner consisting of her favorite foods.He then procedes to eat all of the prepared food in front of her, sharing none at all. After a period of digestion, he then forces himself to vomit the meal into her rectum, and procedes to use the vomit as a lubricant for anal sex.

"Last Thursday evening, after the wife spilled my beer on me, I went into the kitchen, and proceded to spicy smogcheck that ho."

by banana hammocks August 2, 2008

shmorgishboard

When any group of different colors or races of men ejacualate on a womens stomach giving it the Cheese Effect or a shmorgishboard.

A white, a black, a mexican, and an indian came over a white girls stomach, then you say... man thats one mighty tasty shmorgishboard.

by Joey Frank July 22, 2006