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Smoothitarian

A person who has a diet of only Smoothies.
Ashley Misklow, Matt Robinson and Christina Robinson are smoothitarians.
by GiraffeandPenguin January 5, 2011
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smoothin

P1: Hey what's up?
P2: Just smoothin.
by bsbob June 1, 2018
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Smooshie

The word smooshie refers to a vagina that has become loose due to overuse. A smooshie hangs low, in some cases down to the subject's knees.
Her smooshie hung low like the branches of a weeping willow.
by eganraC September 3, 2012
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planet smoothie

a popular smoothie drink shop that charges expensive (but not too exorbitant) prices. even so, it receives hundreds of customers every day.

it also has an inferior smoothie menu, many of which contain only (strawberry, banana, one other fruit, and a boost).
OMG its planet smoothie, lets go get a smoothie!!! :DD
by harrisonford December 26, 2008
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Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009
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smoothie

(n) a device used to remove the wrinkles out of clothes by way of heat

see also : iron
I was tryin to get some stank on my hang-low, when my lady hit me with a smoothie.
by American Jones December 17, 2003
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Meat Smoothie

When a man cums in a girls mouth after head, he swishes his "meat" (penis) around in her mouth while the cum is still unswallowed or not spat out in a rotational circle as the blades of a blender would do, causing a meat smoothie.

A meat smoothing is literally when you mix the smoothie (cum) with your meat (penis).
Girl: I was with my boyfriend last night and he gave me a meat smoothie. I could taste everything, it was fantastic.

Guy: I'm going to put my meat in your mouth and make a smoothie with my juices.
by DeathAngel1313 July 30, 2010
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