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smoo

to woo a lady smoothly! With charm and grace and no impolites.
i'm smooing that lady with all the charm and grace i can muster.
by Richiewhiteley January 22, 2009
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Smoo

A smooth patch where the genitals should be. The area need to be regually power sanded

Unidentifiable juices are secreted from this area when aroused
Hey, whats that noise?

Its just someone smooing their area
by Chandy Smooner January 2, 2011
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smoochez

1. Closing to an aim session.

2. Aim 12 year old girl talk.

Both often used with a combination of o and 0
"Sm0ochez"
1. Girl1: LOLZ!1!! sLuT l0vE U PeAce
Girl2: hAhA bYEeEeEeE Sm0ochez (smoochez)

2. Girl1: LMAO! I l0vE U! Smo0cheZ! (smooches)
by bagels9000 July 12, 2006
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Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.
"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."
by 1337y June 11, 2006
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Smoodge

(Noun) The area in which one keeps its paraphernalia while smoking marijuana.

And/or

(Noun) One's collectionof marijuana paraphernalia brought out each time one smokes.
"You messed up my smoodge when you sat down!"

"Go grab the smoodge beforenwe sit down to watch Face Off."
by smileitsalexz September 1, 2013
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Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.
Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.
by cayorne June 16, 2018
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smoodge

when you tongue someones bum and then, with poo on lips, proceed to kiss your partner
Kyle smoodged you.
Kyle gave you some smoodge.
Kyle is a smoodge.
Kyle is the smoodge.
by tracknumberseven January 23, 2009
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