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Slurpee

A sexual act in which the woman puts ice into her vagina, penetration is used to crush the ice, the male partner finishes inside of her. Then, the male partner drinks the icy drink from the pussy. Food coloring is optional and should be squirted into the penis before orgasm for adequate mixing.
"Good boy, now kneel down and drink mommy's Slurpee my pet."
by lieutenant_obvious November 20, 2019
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Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.
Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!
by Busterpants May 31, 2019
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cum slurper#0071

a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!
by spermi wermi 42069 May 16, 2022
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spaghetti slurper

slur used against italians. cuz who tf likes italians? no seriously.
MARK YOU FUCKING SPAGHETTI SLURPER!! SUCK MY ASS
by awesomest sauce May 8, 2023
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San Jose Slurpee

When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
by SnatchPlower July 7, 2016
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Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
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Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009
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