The code word Orthodox Jews use to disguise their forbidden use of Uber or other ride-sharing apps on the Sabbath. (It is generally forbidden to use any method of transportation/commute on the Sabbath other than walking)
One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.
Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.
One can break it down into two parts: "Sh..." a sound often used in synagogues to silence the congregants during the rabbi's sermon, or to signal to someone to keep a secret.
Uber =a popular ride-sharing app that *hopefully* gets a person from point A to point B.
Shlomo used Shuber to travel from Queens to Manhattan so he can visit his uncle on Saturday.
Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?
Moishi: Shuber...
Chaya: how did Shlomo get here on shabbes? Doesn't he live in Queens?
Moishi: Shuber...
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Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
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Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks
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There’s a lurch in the bike lane so I gotta slue around it
20 points if you run the lurch down. No slue. Don’t slue it.
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