by Slothyslothgirl April 16, 2025
Get the Charlotte sloth mug.When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:
Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.
Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.
Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019
Get the Slothing mug.A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.
by Profiti August 5, 2022
Get the Sloth Top mug.A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.
"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"
"How do you know?"
"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."
"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."
"How do you know?"
"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."
"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."
by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025
Get the Sloth mug.A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022
Get the Bar Sloth mug.A group of very close friends. Normally girls and more than 3 girls. Can also be used as a form of aggravation on a hot day at the zoo.
by trolled123 July 17, 2017
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