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sloppy anna

The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.
In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.
by Shyann Mance April 29, 2008
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Sloppy Seconds

The pejorative term "sloppy seconds" is used when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who was previously in a relationship with another man in the same group of acquaintances. It is usually used in a degrading manner for the man that is second to have intercourse with the woman.
- Have you heard? John had sex with Lisa!
- Really? But I had sex with her just a few weeks ago, John's simply getting my sloppy seconds.
by EnglishCasual June 9, 2018
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Sloppy Swap

The act of defecating in someone’s asshole, then having your partner proceed to expel their bowels.
Do you want to get crazy tonight and sloppy swap with me?
by Gbeans February 25, 2020
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Sloppy-Lateral

1. Sexual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from assuming the desired position. Similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.
1. After rolling over to request sexual relations with a partner: "If your drunk-ass doesn't get on top tonight, I'm not doing the Sloppy-Lateral anymore."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."
by drredbeans July 27, 2016
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Sloppy Ali

When you’re giving him head and then when he’s cuming you pull away and punch him in the balls
I went home with a freak last night! She gave me a Sloppy Ali!
by Rednikster April 14, 2016
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Sloppy Jerome

When a big black man named Jerome cums in your Sloppy Joe, your Sloppy Joe is no longer a Sloppy Joe, but now is a Sloppy Jerome.
Person 1: Dude, Jerome came over to my house last night and totally made a Sloppy Jerome for me.
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(
by Noob__Master69 November 19, 2021
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Sloppy Joey

When a woman ejaculates or squirts and forces the man outside of her. Akin to a baby kangaroo (a joey) getting forced out of its mother's pouch.
Crystal and I had a sloppy joey last night, I freaked out at first. My sheets will never be the same.
by feverbabble October 9, 2011
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