slondi

a balding man whose forehead is clean and shiney - like it just got waxed. there is still hair, but only on the sides and back of the head.

Andy's dad is a slondi.

by R. M. Quick April 5, 2004

stondest

adj. describing the most stoned person in the room, or the most stoned you've ever been

"Can't talk right now, I'm stondest"

"Last night Rachel was definitely the stondest"

by stondest May 6, 2009

Slanderbiqueing

intentionally and cleverly mispronouncing a word or name for purposes of mockery.

Essentially slanderbeaking, but for the gentleman. Slanderbiqueing is intelligent and witty, almost never including

'potty' language.

"Wow, urbane dictionary really maintains high standards"

"Hey, I don't really appreciate you slanderbiqueing this veritable fountain of knowledge"

that is an example of sarcastic slanderbiqueing.

by TehPorpoise May 29, 2011

Slenderbread

bread that will make your arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat, and any other unwanted fat disappear. (like magic)

john: i wish i could get rid of my unattractive fat :(
bob: just eat slenderbread

by SlenderBreadMan September 11, 2011

sonde

The act of tumblrness and cacti

Ella gore is such a sonde

by Pizza is cool May 19, 2014

Sloner

A supporter of The Great Slone. Commonly used about the three members of ’Slone and the Sloners.’

A: Hey man, have you heard about 'Slone and the Sloners'?

B: yeah, they're pretty awesome. I wish we could be part of their group.

A: I don't think were cool enough.
B: You're probably right, let's stay in Djøfstortion.

by Lumumbakongen November 10, 2017

Slender Nut

Similar to “Big Mood” in negative situations. Can be used as a noun or adjective. Also see: Phat Nut

The two party system is a slender nut

by Cawcaw June 19, 2018