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skeeters 

The undefeated dodgeball champions two years and three tournaments in a row. No amount of balls to the face or broken bones can stop this undefeatable team. It took the school board three tournaments to realize the word "Skeet" (which they repeatedly said over the announcements) means to cum in the face, and upon finding out, forced the Skeeters to change their name the next tourney. It is rumored that they will call themselves "the Sea men" the following year.
"yo man those skeeters skeeted on everybody at the dodgeball tourney"

"yea i fucking told you they would, they alsways do"
skeeters by 07 June 29, 2006
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Megan Walker is such a skeezer, she's been messaging my guys all day.
SKEEZER by wanderlustedmc October 6, 2008

skeeted on a baby's head 

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch
Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!
A scheming skank. A skeezer comes from all walks of life and is often confused with a smut.
That skeezer tricked me into buying her ass a drink.
Skeezer by Kleanest May 5, 2017

Skeeter Blockers 

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.
"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."
Skeeter Blockers by toastboy55 December 3, 2006

skeeterbucket 

Man shes a skeeterbucket.
skeeterbucket by A-toy November 29, 2005