silent observer

a creepy ass person who has too much time on their hands that stares and stalks people and makes it very obvious, they don't know they are called silent observer, no one likes them, they come on to girls that obviously arent interested in them

1: "Oh my gosh, watch out, theres silent observer again."
2: "Yeah I know, he always stares at my ass and once he took a picture of it."

silent observer by jsdhfui skdfsbn February 24, 2005

Silent Assassin 

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"

Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Silent Assassin by El Dr June 9, 2010

silent ninja 

A fart that goes by silently, and everyone but you can smell it.

jon let off a silent ninja.

silent ninja by El Skeeto April 11, 2007

silent ruse

a ruse who is the silent one.....thus a silent ruse, who opens his trashy little trampy earth ears,
trashy little trampy earth eyes, and keeps his trashy little trampy MOUTH....CLOSED...
and has a good trashy little trampy little earth HEART, and keeps an OPEN MIND...
communicates in riddles and rhymes..... uses song lyrics to portray his message across---
---Sarah Mclaughlin "Possession"

trashy little trampy soul mind

trashy little trampy earth mind

trashy little trampy (anything)

i was a silent ruse for the vindication process.....

silent ruse by blthrskt November 25, 2009

Silent Pwn 

The act of expressing one's pwnage through the use of an air guitar.

I totally gave Austin the Silent Pwn after dominating him in LightBikes.

Silent Pwn by chordstricken December 27, 2008

silent bob

The act of passing gas undetected while having sex and it smells REALLY BAD

Man, I knew I smelled something! You just gave me a SILENT BOB!!

silent bob by feeling froggy?? February 10, 2006

Silent TB 

When you expect a text back from someone, without wanting to add 'TB' at the end of the message.

Timmy: Night Julie, just wanted to tell you that I love you and want to be with you for the rest of my life. XXXX

...

Timmy: (an hour later) God dammit that text so obviously had a silent TB at the end!

Silent TB by ross410 September 5, 2009