tanner shaw

motherfucker who masturbates through his asshole daily and pleasures his boyfriends with his fist

oh did you and tanner shaw fist each other anal last night?

by not tanner shaw March 6, 2017

Elliott shaw

elliott Is a very good best friends for callum, bc Elliott is funny, kind courageous and so, so helpful

Elliott Shaw is my best friend

by Finger master May 4, 2018

Oliver shaw

Also known as “insta pred”, this monster has a head shaped like a humongous lightbulb and allegedly is banned from 98% of public spaces.

Operation yewtree was a success we caught that Oliver shaw.

by Mahmoods big dripper July 10, 2019

turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that even those of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

by Sexydimma January 1, 2012

shawang

1.to come to a realization used with excitement.

Shawang man....it's just oregeno!!!!!!!!

by Jamofo August 23, 2003

SHAW

Meaning a very greasy haired and in genaral all rounder! Gutted!

SHAW you are greasy man, have a wash!

by RMANZ October 22, 2008

Scrawn

A combination scream/yawn.

Occasionally necessary to completely empty the body of the yawn particles which build up during long periods without sleep.

"Jesus Christ! What the fuck was that?!"

- "Dude, calm down, don't act like you never scrawn."

by Cramhead July 15, 2011