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shotgun bait

When she's too old to be jail bait (18 or older), but too young for her dad to be okay with you dating her because of the age difference (e.g. she's 19 and you're 27, or she's 23 and you're 31, etc.). Therefore, her father is likely to go for the shotgun when he meets you.

When a girl is older than 18, but you're so much older than she is that you're probably taking advantage of her inexperience / naiveté.

When dating a girl makes you uncomfortable, even though she's legal, because she's so much younger than you are.
Friend: "Dude, she's SO into you, and she's totally legal."
You: "Man, that's not what her daddy would say. She's shotgun bait."

Friend: "She's only with you because she's too young to know better."
You: "Well, it's not like she's jail bait."
Friend: "Yeah, but she's shotgun bait. In a couple of years she'll wonder what she was thinking. Then you're gonna get it."

Friend: "Go for it, man. It's not like she's jailbait or anything."
You: "Yeah, but she was TEN when I graduated from high school -- THE FIFTH GRADE when I went to college! That's messed up, man. As far as I'm concerned, she's shotgun bait."
by Anonymous1980 December 17, 2010
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perma-shotgun

When someone gets shotgun permanently. The person with perma-shotgun dosen't have to call shotgun to have the front seat. They automatically have it.
"Shotgun." says Tori. "Sorry Tori, Jake has perma-shotgun."
by Jake Ridley September 17, 2007
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shootin' chili outta shotgun

The worst sort of diarhea.

When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.
"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"
by Marty Fahkeuse December 24, 2002
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Shotgunning

Sexual act involving fisting another man while giving him a reach around. Making the motion of a shotgun.
I was shotgunning Andy last night and he loved it so much he came almost immediately.
by Philliy my willy October 26, 2015
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sactown shotgun

When two males press their anuses together and pass farts back and forth.
Dan and Eddie's romantic afternoon was filled with rusty trombones and sactown shotguns.
by PGW-PSW August 29, 2016
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shotgun shit

When you fart in a rapid fashion, blowing very small particles of feces in, and around the toilet bowl.
My stomach was so upset, that I sat down on the toilet and had a shotgun shit, which nearly blew the bowl apart.
by Todd Akers May 28, 2007
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Shotgun Willy

(v.) To shotgun a beer whilst urinating. Most commonly done amongst a group of two or more friends. The Shotgun Willy is a great and new way to shotgun a beer and is a symbol of freedom and American ingenuity. In originated in a Pasadena backyard in the early summer of 2009.
Look at those guys Shotgun Willying over there, that is AWESOME!

or to be used int he past
The last thing I remember was doing a Shotgun Willy before waking up face down wearing only cowboy boots and a big sombrero.
by -Surfdog June 7, 2009
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