yo ma's shlong

a large penis donned on ones mother

small penis: yo nigga
big penis: mine as big as yo ma's shlong
small penis: damn

by nigger seller June 9, 2018

Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

Does Rudy have a massive shlong

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰

Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*

by VerySexyMan123 March 22, 2021

Shamone

A word to hurry someone up

"Shamone! Keep it moving"

by G August 20, 2003

Semon

semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.

any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.

by shirleyadams October 17, 2019

shmonker doodle

A person, usually tall or overweight, who always ends up being a bafoon in serious situations.

The shmonker doodle was physically removed from the funeral service for laughing hysterically during the final prayer.

by Jared Sill June 22, 2006

Shmonday

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008