Doopy Shmoopy

art thou not shmoopy enough, thi, doopy shmoopy.

"you are not very shmoopy today."
"yeah, I know."
"thi doopy shmoopy."

by rogerinarhap June 7, 2019

Micrupple shmoople

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.

Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!

by Fishy milo October 4, 2019

bripple-shmonk thought

When you're doing someone's mother and experience a moment of unrivaled mental clarity, a "mid-nut clarity"

Dude, I just had a bripple-shmonk thought while doing your Mom yesterday

by PopsicleTastesLikeGrass November 6, 2019

shmookems

embarassing name to call someone(boyfriend/girlfriend); also can mean little and cute

your such a shmookems!

by k8 October 31, 2004

shmock

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"
Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"
Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"
Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."
Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."
Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

by haDurak March 13, 2009

shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

by Jon phone June 21, 2008

Shmoggin

Looking kind of sick,like with rabies or possibly a bit tossed up.

"You look a little Shmoggin today, Laura."

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 24, 2008