Shampoop

A term used to describe the usage feces to wash one's hair.

The girl, wigged out so much on acid that she convinced herself that a shampoop would be a good idea.

by Blindswordzman March 4, 2009

Shampoo

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.

He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.

by GoodOleDayz April 2, 2005

Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong

An epic-ly epic event. Could also mean a huge penis.

1)DUDE! That game was Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong!
2) OMG! Thats a Bapa-Lapa-Shapa-Lapa-Ding-Dong!

by Günthér-Panda October 7, 2010

Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.

That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.

by The Curious George March 19, 2014

Schmape

verb: to smoke mary jane in bethel connecticut

"Yo dude! When are we going to schmape?"
"Chill man. We can't schmape until we get to BTL, Connecticut"

by Sorceries March 9, 2009

salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 7, 2008

Shampoo

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)

by Audrey Karper July 18, 2008