Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

Shlooper

A man who allows his best friend to fuck his wife

Man: hey my wife’s feeling a bit low under the sheets, I’m sorry for being a shlooper but can you help?
Best friend: sure I’d love to

by Kaniel outis July 26, 2023

shloresliberitatious

if you are feeling slimy, and/or melting/fluid-like, and also feel like a bin bag that has been wrapped in brine covered paper, you are feeling shloresliberitatious

Dave walked out of his house, feeling shloresliberitatious

by 0ggie July 19, 2024

shlorgofangladang

a special word that means a situation or event that is nonsensical yet people take it seriously

John: that drama on twitter is so weird
Tim: yea, it is a lot of shlorgofangladang

by Shmickle Flaps July 29, 2024

schlorplejob!

When she puts her sploinkus in your giggadoon

Woah dude she just gave me a schlorplejob!

by PanzerChopp September 10, 2023

Shtorpin

The feeling you get when you feel that everyone is shorter than they actually are.

I don't know what it is, I guess i just feel Shtorpin.

by RocketScience2 October 2, 2023

Shlerpy Gerper

Shlerpy Gerper is what you would call someone who is subpar in every aspect of life, yet acts as if they're perfect.

Yo Devin, what's up with this average dude bragging like he's the man?

Devin: I'm not sure, dudes a straight Shlerpy Gerper!

Facts.

by lexaproaddict December 23, 2023