you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015

Shaking Like a Shitting Dog

To have the old trembles; shiver me timber

Damn, he was so scare he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

testical shitting rectal wart

Some who is being intolerable or annoying

Why do you have to be such a testical shitting rectal wart!

by Fatty Pedro 2 th MaXXX June 20, 2006

smitening

When you incur heavenly wrath, it has been said by the Catholic churches forever (or at least the bits I listened to) that God will smite you. It's also commonly acknowledged that this smiting will be done with a bolt of lightning, if God's in a particularly stylish mood. So, you get struck by what? SMITENING!

Damn, I shouldn't have stolen that priest's car, or raped his wife. God's going to throw down some *ZAP* smitening. ....shit, that hurt....

by no.name November 17, 2004

Shitting Skittles

The result of having sunshine blown up your ass

Ted: Man all Rick does is blow rainbows up Daniel's ass.

John: Yeah he's Shitting Skittles non-stop

by wpcustoms July 2, 2010

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.

"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."

by Patterdome May 23, 2008