shopping chance

the chance of finding something magnificent on a shopping trip when you need nothing at all.

I went to the mall and found a great pair of shoes on sale. What a good shopping chance.

shopping chance by leshen25 June 9, 2011

shopping rage 

When a girl spontaneously goes shopping because she's angry with someone or something.

This chick I saw at the mall was totally in a shopping rage, she must of broke up with her boy friend or something.

shopping rage by Lumberjackman March 12, 2014

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

Skipping the flump by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015

Skipping Breakfast 

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

Skipping Breakfast by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019

Skipping The Office intro 

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut

Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.

Skipping The Office intro by YeetSeat February 15, 2020

Skipping Stones

When a deep individual has to keep their conversations shallow in order to relate or be understood by who they’re talking to.

“Why is Jerry talking about irrelevant things?”

“Oh, He’s just skipping stones because Mary is too shallow for a real conversation”

Skipping Stones by Steve Blends February 17, 2022

Slipping a Sean

When you single-handedly are able to do incredible feats of humanity with very little thought or effort.

These could include but not limited to:
Awe Inspiring Parkour Vaulting over railing
Mind Boggling Quote Creation at 3am
Intense bouts of gaming for 8 hours straight

Discord Mod - Wow I just got Iron III after 25 hours by slipping a Sean

Slipping a Sean by MamoMaMia March 1, 2023