Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

Shampooper

When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.

I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.

by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011

Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.

by sovrac August 18, 2013

Shampa

Shampa is a such a girl who never likes to quarrel with someone unnecessarily. She is also a person whom every guy likes. She is beautiful enough to attract any guy with her beauty. She is nice and has a good heart

I like Shampa. She is a person whom all people likes

by Shampa November 24, 2021

Dry shampoo

The action of pouring shampoo into ones vagina, letting it dry, and acting as birth control, if you want it removed, boil some water, pour it into ones vagina, and wait for it to unthaw

I can’t believe your having sex with him, it’s time for dry shampoo

by BowlOfSpaghetti March 24, 2020

shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"

I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes

by AC slappy August 16, 2009

Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.

Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".

by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010