Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

shaving my piano

what bill wurtz does when feeling very aesthetic

oh nothing I was just shaving my piano

by windows 2000 August 21, 2021

beard boy shaved

Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.

Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

All Shave November

The polar opposite of No Shave November.

In response to negative reactions to women doing No Shave November, some men began to protest by shaving their entire bodies for a month - All Shave November.

Man 1: Dude, did you shave your arms?
Man 2: Yep. And my legs, my chest, my ass, etc.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: All Shave November

by Cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding November 7, 2012

Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.

Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.

by JM⭐ November 30, 2020

shaving your purse

The act of shaving a man's scrotum.

Cheryl: what did you do last night?

Geena: well, Bill and I we had wild sex.
but before I told him I am shaving your purse!

by shaved balls of jay thomas January 26, 2014

All Shaved Up

when you order 6 mcnuggets but get 4 instead.

wow im all shaved up guys they only gave me four mcnuggets.

by keshing May 11, 2023