shannon cuntface

Shannon such an absolute cunt but i love her to pieces shes a mug but a fucking sexy one shes beautiful and gorgeous just lovely and (nickname cuntface ) not actually a cunt p.s maybe a little ;) <3 love you

shannon cuntface

by joshhyehh instagram me !! January 11, 2014

Shannononon

A ugly child that lives under a rock

You are a Shannononon with no life

by Pewpew boom boom June 6, 2017

Stanton

Someone not qualified for their job whatsoever.

Man, that teacher knows nothing about that subject. He is such a Stanton.

by Bob McJimmis April 23, 2006

Shannon the Cannon

Famous porn star most notably known for her roles in bestiality films and gang bangs. Also auditioned for a part in the "Dick in a Box" jingle.

Did you see Shannon the Cannon in "DOGGYstyle" and "Who Knew Horses Can Do That"?

by derkaderkastan February 1, 2010

shantom

The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.

After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.

by Steven Fellows November 4, 2007

Shantobie

A friend, usually invisible. An imaginary friend. One who understands all your problems and issues.

Mike: Hey, where's Shantobie?
Jonathan: Right next to me but you cannot see him, remember he's invisible.

by brnxbomberz13 April 25, 2008

Shantoms

A random kid who is also a shanty poor kid

1. A poor kid who is as poor as he is random.

Omg these shantoms!

by Warplex February 21, 2011