Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Poop Shank

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.

1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.

by Robadelli January 29, 2009

shank-a-bitch

Stab some person you don't like with a sharp object just cause they be actin a fool

Luz always be hatin' them dumb bitches. So what does she do on her day off? SHANK-A-BITCH!

by the_oreck October 31, 2013

Skank shank

A term of endearment for one's penis.

"So then I bent her over and gave her my skank shank."

by Kbrownbeatdown June 18, 2009

Car Shank

Hitting another car repeatedly with your own.
Also may refer to hitting another person with your car.
Usually a result of road rage.

That jerk cut me off, so I car shanked him.

by Laughing Ninja January 22, 2010

Glick-Shank

(verb) to glue, especially when gluing would be inappropriate.

My ring broke, so I Glick-shanked it back together.

by Michelle T Miller May 15, 2008

Shank Status

Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.

Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below

by Shawshank Redemption April 3, 2013