Session

When you and the boys agree to masturbate on the spot without pulling your dick out or doing gay shit.

Aye yo Ellias, session?

by TheGreatBohemi November 29, 2018

Sessions

Cool, good, impressive.

"That set last night was sessions mate."

"This grime is bare sessions bruv"

by hordiclegionrep June 10, 2017

session

A placeholder verb used to describe an urge.

Dude, first I took that acid and I was feeling kinda nervous, now its just more of a "gimme a drink" kinda session.

by Carlos LeBongo February 17, 2007

session

when you have a makeover *session* with someone

me and tommy had major sessions last night

by koalakokales May 29, 2019

session

a beatdown in order to get wanted information

i had one hell of a session in there. they beat it all out of me.
the beatdown was to much to bear.

by axman August 30, 2010

Session

The session isn’t a party. The session is a life choice. For those unfamiliar with the topic, get in the fucking bin. Grab your bag, bring your slag, rack two fat lines and bring a tenner bag. Pop that pill, sniff that line, turn up the volume have a good time. Ya have to get your bird playing in the snow with a card and a line, rack one up all the way down a spine, forget about tomorrow and forget the time, and give the bitch the bashy coz the powers mine!

No one:

Literally no one:

Everyone worth the time of day: “session like?”

by Baghead over ere March 20, 2021

Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.

Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”

by melonelemone June 26, 2019