seaman

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

by benojulez May 10, 2009

Seamster

A person wearing clothing such as Hollister, or any other type of 'prep' influenced style of clothing.

"Look at that seamster wearing hollister! What a fag."

by CTM1 April 4, 2009

seamore

A cat who is very large (almost 20 pounds) and gray. Likes to cuddle, nuzzle into your arm, roll around on the ground, and sleep on your head. Usually doesn't like to move unless there is a reward (food) involved or sees someone who will pet them. Sometimes he will run, but not very often and doesn't like to go long distances.

I was mesmorized by Seamore

by blairbearlovescats May 18, 2011

seam

The peice of skin which connect a mans ass to his ball bag - also known as 'lower cock'

lick my seam

by Rio-T - September 20, 2003

Seam Squirrel

Crabs

That bitch has a seam squirrel infestation!!!! Aka Crotch Critters

by mr2real August 22, 2009

Seamus

What a pushover and a snowflake. He finds memes from the prehistoric era funny. Can't speak french but needs to boost

his ego by saying he's a high level in DELF. Plays TF2. I saw his discord profile not so long ago playing Fortnite. What a dipshit.

Seamus can't play Minecraft without tickspeed 30.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN November 6, 2019

pull a seham

to click like on ones' own status, or to be amused by their own thoughts and ideas.

(hannah clicked like on her own status)
hannah: hey sofia, i like to pull a seham ;)

by itshanaish June 21, 2010