semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe

Some crazy ass long word damn it. It's meaning unknown to 99,999% of the world (feel lucky if you know its meaning!),hell, even godly Google it self doesn't know what-the-f*ck is that( at least it didn't b4 I wrote this). However! If you look closely, you may notice that as the word indicates - semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe - is a device that re-de-separates, in other words, if you had a thing that was once together and then separated (i.e. with a separurator), then/or joined together with something (i.e. remains of your grand grand grandmother mixed with house dust - to get that effect you may as well use a deseparurator) and then somehow separated (you guessed it. i.e. with a reseparurator) then to get best results you must use the semi- auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe. Now once you understand that, you may ask "why not use the deseparurator again?" well, thats a tricky question. You see, things separated that separurator cannot be connected by any normal means again, because the object gets a anti-static polarization on a particle level that repel and there fore refuse to be connected again. That is why we use the deseparurator which diffuses the negative charge on the chosen matter.
It's second and perhaps most important use is to pour water to little plastic/styrofoam cups.
Discovered by WTC scientists in ancient Tibet - 2000y b.c.

Dude, put my semi-auto ultra redeseparurator 2000 deluxe down if you don't want to be redusted.

by WormFrizzer December 11, 2007

semi-rape

Where you grope someone tits, ass or genitals without them wanting to.

Person 1: Dude I totally semi-raped megan in the ass today.
Person 2: I do not condone that at all and you should always get permission first.

by Rodent Bangs January 11, 2016

Semibisexual

A weird word that liberals use instead of saying straight because they are disappointments to their families.

John: What is your sexuality?
Mark: I’m semibisexual.

John: What does that mean?
Mark: It means I only like the opposite gender.

John: So you’re straight you fucking social reject loser.

by Jk920 May 5, 2021

Semi-canon

Canon means official, therefore semi-canon means semi-official.

Person 1: Is the couple in that series you're watching canon?

Person 2: Sadly no, it's still semi-canon.

by snowfairy65 July 25, 2017

Riding A Semi

To have a half erect penis.
Riding a semi is often used in public to tell someone without revealing it to everyone.

Dude, I'm riding a semi right now.

So at the party I was grinding on this chick, but I started to ride a semi and had to get out of there quick.

by Stoan February 28, 2009

semi-weirdos

Orchestra and literature geeks in 80s high school. Kids who aren't weird enough to be weirdos, not geeky enough to be geeks, not dramatic enough to be drama geeks, and to nerdy to be cool.

I've been hanging out with the semi-weirdos in the orchestra closet at lunch.

by Nhoj June 7, 2004

semi pro beer drinker

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)

#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.

by Dr. Cockenstein June 21, 2009