Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 23, 2010

Self Invite

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"

Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!

by sprinkleoffairydust November 19, 2015

Self importing

Making one's self seem much more important than you really are.

Jack is self importing himself to the boss.

by Wumpy December 14, 2011

Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.

Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!

by pudoooser November 26, 2009

self worthle

When you slip up and let your self worth become indissolubly linked to your daily Wordle performance

It took me all six guesses today - my self worthle is in the tank

by heyyyjaojao March 18, 2022

Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.

Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"

by row man April 21, 2022

self textruct

Completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite sex by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.

Mike self textructed last night when he send a text to Lauren that said, "Hpw about we' ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??"

by EverythingTurnedToNothingFun November 01, 2009