secret slut

A person who seems like a goody-goody. They dress very modestly, are plain looking, and seem quiet. However secretly they are a huge slut and that's why guys go for them.

Girl A: Do you see that guy with Anne? What does he see in her she's so plain!
Girl B: He only likes her cause she's a secret slut
Girl A: Ohh wow I had no idea!

by pifsda October 3, 2009

Old Scratch

The Devil. Old Scratch or Mr. Scratch is a folk name used for the Devil in early American stories, including "The Devil and Daniel Webster" by Steven Benet.

"Old Scratch has dealt us a dirty hand" - Three Men Hanging, song by Murder by Death

by Mizu_Jada April 30, 2011

chicken scratch

really bad, unreadable handwriting

Man, I can' read this prescription, the doc writes like chicken scratching

by Deb June 19, 2003

secret greetings

Said in a low quiet voice whilst you mabate. Your hand must be playing pocket pull or else it is no longer secretive. This phrase is derived from greetings, a popular slogan of slick hipster, Mr. Dente.

"SECRET GREETINGS" splat!
~OR~
"I played secret greetings while the music teacher played a movie in class," said C. S.

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 13, 2004

pnoy scratch

Term for getting out of a speculative trade at breakeven by doubling down at a better price and then liquidating the position at the average of the two prices.

I was long from 18 so I doubled down at 17 and sold it all out at 17.5 for a pnoy scratch.

by pnoy008 February 18, 2005

my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.

Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family

by RacheRache May 16, 2018

Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011