Scruf

The nasty person in the world. He stinks and is dirty and greasy and ugly and is the worst scum on the earth and I heard that he has a limp dick from Christina Stewert!!!

Patrick Kobelis

by A nice person April 8, 2003

Scruffin time

It's when you got a scruffy beard and its that time to go down on your girl or some other girl...you can figure out the rest.

Girl: Hey do you know what time it is?
You: ooo i dunno Scruffin time?
Girl: Hmmm sounds like fun

by Word to the Ferd April 22, 2009

scriffy

The opposite of spiffy.

Aw, crap, I'm not feeling too spiffy today. What a scriffy day.

by PeachyKeen June 25, 2003

Scuffin Muffin

The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.

Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

Scrumfuck

Scrum Fucking is when you play diablos in Musica by slayer at full volume for your girl friend screaming SCRUM during sex. when finished if she enjoyed it, you have successfully scrumfucked.

It was great i went with my girlfriend and we scrumfucked after at my house

by Sid Nancys March 2, 2011

Scuff

Word to describe someone who's cringy

Dirty Sally's super scuff

by Notyourdog March 6, 2017

Scruffian

A guy that's scruffy looking. A mix between a lumberjack beard and a biker shave, but with a preppy haircut and highclass clothing.

" I met a really hot guy last night, he's such a scruffian."
The actor Colin Farrell (Miami Vice)

by Joscelin July 1, 2008