scrotum scrubber

The mouth of a woman/man, who enjoys licking and sucking the nutsack to the point that it is now virtually sterile.

1. My girl started up her "scrotum scubber" and cleaned the hell out of my nutsack .
2. Did you see the " scrotum scrubber " on that girl?

by muffinman666 November 15, 2009

Scrotum Surfer

When a Guy busts a load and the Chick Procedes to lick it all from his anus to the top of this dick

I was so glad this Scrotum Surfer was there to clean up after wards

by Harpuia667 January 6, 2011

Scrotum totem

An erect penis; A boner

Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.

by Pklove August 25, 2011

Scrotum Head Disorder

Scrotum Head Disorder, formerly known as being a dick head, is a serious mental condition that causes extreme leftist behaviour that includes emotional posts on facebook(mania or hypomania) and lows (depression). When you become infected, you may feel angry and hopeless and lose pleasure in everyday activities such as shopping and being in a monogamous relationship. Mood shifts may occur weekly or as often as several times a day.

Although Scrotum head disorder is a disruptive, long-term condition, you can keep your moods in check by investing in ETF's (also known as Exchange Traded Funds) or any annuity investment sold by the big five banks.

Jack--"Holy moly! Did you hear about those European school kids who got scrotum head disorder at the cafeteria."
Jill--"Yeah. The school teacher got bitten by a zombie and infected them all!!"

by Harry Potthead 2 August 4, 2016

foot scrotum

another term for hacky sack, however while playing foot scrotum, the user(s) must be toked up. The experience is much more appealing when stoned, for when sober, it can seem boring and repetetive.

Stoner A: yo...lets, lets play some foot scrotum
Stoner B: umm....umm....dude, lets do it.

by tokin n smokin October 20, 2010

Scrotum totem

Aregardless naked males, regardless of sexual orientation, whose scrotums vertically adjacent.

I awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scrotum totem.

I hope Josh brings the d-nuts to tonight's scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scrote.

by Bookbag Boys June 3, 2011

potent scrotum

A very smelly ballsack that girls won't touch... but most end up touching them anyways

Amy: Did his balls smell ?
Jesse: Hell yea girl he had a hella potent scrotum

by The White Ass Dude December 10, 2008