sloppy saturday

When you get fucking shit faced on Saturday making a complete a complete ass of yourself or sleeping with a really funky person.

- What a sloopy saturday I was so wasted , I rodgered the Janitor of my highschool.
- This past Saturday I couldn't believe how stumbly I was, so black out! I ended up puking in this random chicks fake louis purse. What a sloppy saturday!

by bkb123 January 11, 2014

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Sad Saturday

Sad Saturday is the day of the week where most people will feel either bad abt themselves or just feel sad in general. If its Sad Saturday and u see someone that doesnt look very happy, try and cheer them up. Obvs if they dont wanna talk then leave them alone.

Person 1: Kill me alreadyyyy
Person 2: Are you ok?
Person 1: No but I dont know why...
Person 2: Oh ik, its bc it's Sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

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Saturnday

eight minutes ago you knocked on my door. I opened it carefully loosening four chains then turning the key. you had mentioned you were going to bring a friend but you didnt and i am relieved to not have to waste extra energy on my interpersonal skills. so i enjoy just being and feeling myself with you and that its ok and right to be silent when theres no need for noise. not that my voice was made for keeping quiet but its been a long day and i've had my verbal share. I am relaxed. you bring tenseness from where ever it is you're coming from. we follow the music that leads us to the bedroom. still no talking. I start undressing you then myself, its not a greedy or desperate energy, just a mellow, caring vibe as if to invite you to come down, let loose, breathe out.

I am tying your hair. you are stroking mine, undoing it til its free. your breath is on my neck, my back. are you kissing my shoulder blades? this is how we stay for a bit. my head bent backwards resting on your shoulder while you touch my breast very slowly very carefully and my waist and my belly and my hips and thighs. there is movement beneath my lap that excites me. I think its time for a kiss. make it last long. Saturnday long.

by Krkič October 19, 2019

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