Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma

(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.

"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"

Spontaneous Synchronized Shitting Sarcoma by chessmasterflex January 20, 2010

Palmer’s Sarcoma 

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

Palmer’s Sarcoma by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Rilee Maye Saraos 

literally such a bitch tbh shes so rude to people who arnt "popular" like man stfu and like trip over a knife

Rilee Maye Saraos - *looks you up and down after you roller your eyes up describing someone* "uh no thanks"
you - man shut your bitchass tf up i never fucking offered anything to you but a fucking bag of shit <33

Rilee Maye Saraos by I wish to be with you forever May 20, 2022

Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.

Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.

Olio di Cocco Sardo by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma> 

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma>

<Fungus>Shalashaskian `'`Versus`'` Bone Sarcomians <Osteosarcoma> by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 24, 2025

Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release.

Steveland, The Bone Sarcomian: The First Juvenile Release. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025