afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008

sadamize

when someone unwillingly penetrates your anus...a.k.a ass raping...often practiced by men in prison

" omg mr. prison officer this black man is sadamizing me "

by AMIE March 5, 2005

salami burp

when you burp up a gross tasting burp and its a mix of different foods.

David: Oh man, I just burped up the randomist shit.
Larry: Dude, salami burps are the worst.

by ItsMeHiHi December 16, 2009

5 salamander

when u fuck lotta bitches. 5, obviously.

fuckin hoes

maaaaaaaaan we finna go down and 5 salamander all dat ass

by Mr.StickyPants December 27, 2011

greasy salamander

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander

“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”

by u.r.a.greasy.salamander June 9, 2018

Fish Flavoured Salami

When a man has been having sex with a woman, has got her fluid over his piece and then gets her to suck it.

Have a quick taste of the Fish Flavoured Salami bitch!

by CHZ8959 October 4, 2005

Salamander

An acient wannaba dinosaur

Whats wrong salamander?
I cant find my Jurassic Park pillow anymore

by Guess :) April 8, 2003