by Cubanitamami December 24, 2006
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by Derek George and Andy Holland January 23, 2005
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Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open
by carl sancto February 9, 2008
Get the fat simon mug.Pulling a Simon refers to any extreme act of laziness. For example if a teacher wanted to instruct his ceramics class by playing the scene from ghost where they make a pot, he would be pulling a Simon.
Today my economics teacher showed an episode of shark tank to teach us about money. He was really pulling a Simon today.
by Bear2084 June 4, 2018
Get the Pulling a Simon mug.A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)
Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.
The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.
The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.
The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.
The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.
The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.
The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
by F.T Salmon Master August 25, 2010
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by Seidcar March 31, 2010
Get the salmon mug.When you slap a salmon on your penis until you cum then proceed to wipe up said cum with the tail and smear it onto your anus.
by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017
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