by Jacques Off May 9, 2018

Reasonable uses
Shelby: what are we doing Saturday?
Cody: nothing hoe, Saturdays are for the boys.
Ex #2
Brannan: I can't hang fellas, I'm gonna be with (insert female name here) on saturday
Alex: bros before hoes Saturday is for the boys
Shelby: what are we doing Saturday?
Cody: nothing hoe, Saturdays are for the boys.
Ex #2
Brannan: I can't hang fellas, I'm gonna be with (insert female name here) on saturday
Alex: bros before hoes Saturday is for the boys
by Cgrizzy September 23, 2017

By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.
by Chezet September 11, 2016

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.
Guy 1: That makes sense.
Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*
Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.
by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018

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by Yeetermcbeater March 1, 2023
