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SWTF

"She Wants to Fuck"

Commonly used to describe women that welcome men between their legs. One can tell that a woman constantly wants to fuck when she not only throws herself upon all those around her, but also make unnecessary sexual references to anything in the area.

To see if a woman is in SWTF mode, simply ask them if they like penis. If they respond with a smile, SWTF. If they don't, politely back away and apologize for the slip of the tongue.
Example 1:
Man #1: Wow, that bitch is really slutty. How many guys has she slept with?

Man #2: None. She is so horny I think she is about to hump that dude's leg. Imma go ask if SWTF.

Example 2:
My little sister's friend walks up to me and randomly gives me a hug. SWTF

Example 3:
Go to Taco Bell. The cashier gives me my change and she brushes my hand. SWTF
by DollaBilly September 19, 2010
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staffard

an thick all white polo t-shirt called staffard that cost $22.00
Yo staffard is fresh out the jump
by t lee December 5, 2003
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dick staff

Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.
I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.
by sheshkable June 11, 2006
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Jonathan Stafford

supreme overlord of the ginger race and executioner of embaracing gingers (carrot top)

nicknames: the one with a soul, dat pif, red, fire, big red, clifford, red dread redemtion, johny blaze/human torch
did ya see shuan white win the olympics again he must really make you gingers feel proud...

ginger: na im more of a jonathan stafford fan... he gives me a reason to live
by sfjvk;dfbv;kfv June 19, 2011
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stafe

A verb derived from the words 'stay' and 'safe'. Means to stay safe at all times.
Marie : We've been experiencing heavy rains here
Melda : Stafe!!
by clown club city November 6, 2019
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stafs

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.
Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!
by john smith May 13, 2005
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swaffed

when a live-in relationship ends with one party gaining all the merch, ie, the house, the kids, the car.
Where's your dog?
"Damn, I got swaffed! The ex took everything! Rotten swaffer!"
by Eva Harris & Michael Carrasquillo September 27, 2007
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