Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!
by Louis the pool guy June 10, 2013
The events that transpire after a very fuckin large Bong rip or other hoot of sorts.
(Usually the type of rips that make you cough for 2 minutes straight, make you feel like you just did p90x, and sweat profusely)
(Usually the type of rips that make you cough for 2 minutes straight, make you feel like you just did p90x, and sweat profusely)
by lightning619 April 18, 2020
A Lollipop that has been fucked for several minutes by an overweight Mexican stripper. This usually occurs by a stripper during a bachelor party as a joke. The Sweaty Lollipop is stuck in between her legs while she bounces up and down on an individuals face. Sweaty Lollipops usually cost $20 and come in multiple flavors. You can either throw the lollipop away once she is done, or you could have Justin eat it.
by Jboogey May 23, 2013
by mollyDROOLZ November 23, 2008
A person who’s name is like Todd, Jason, Craig, or Noah who believes they are better at every sport and are drenched in sweat when the finish PE or recess.
by Quacksomemore May 11, 2019
the act of recieving a blowjob from a person with overly sized front teeth while taking a crap on a toilet
by Sparkz867 December 28, 2006
Bro 1: This chick was slobbin my knob and she totally gagged, puked on my love, and passed out.
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!
Bro 2: Uh oh dude, sounds like a sweaty omelet!!
by cockapoose420 September 02, 2010