No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies

Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY

by ??? Hi December 5, 2021

Stiff

Not movin/ bitchin for no real reason.

“Yo stop being so fucking STIFF bro.”

by Zes520 January 13, 2020

hacking a stiff

To hack a stiff; to smoke (weed or whatever the hell) despite it causing a terrible hacking cough. Whether from smoking itself or asthma.

"Where's Bill?"
"Out in the backyard hacking a stiff."
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"Hey, wanna hack a stiff with me?"
"Nah man, nearly coughed up a long last time."

by 3AM-entry January 31, 2020

Stiff

U don’t feel comfortable kissing or doing any thing whist in a relation ship

He is soooo stiff

by Ur mums grans dad April 1, 2020

stiff

To be stiff is to not let things slide, and to keep things 100 percent all the time. Getting straight to the point not idling around

If niggas gone keep playing like I’m soft ima be that hoe ass nigga y’all scared of, if y’all want me to act stiff I’ll act stiff bro ain’t shit bout slide round me

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Stiff

The way to describe someone hard

hey Travis!
what?
You're Stiff

by gamermanxd1 October 13, 2020